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amarriageoftrueminds:

dareidisturbtheuniverse:

alex-priceless:

Favourite Martin Freeman photoshoot asked by: derpstalker

of course his photo shoots are interesting and cute.

S-o………………….

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Lestrade: Sherlock, have you spiked John’s coffee again?

Sherlock: It’s an experiment. But how did you know?

Lestrade: Because he’s doing shadow puppets in the back of our crime-scene.

Everyone: [turns to look, and catch John in the process of doing a Nosferatu impression]

*Tittering*

Sherlock: *calls* John…?

John: Yes?

Sherlock: What are you doing…?

John: ’Crocodile Attacking Disfigured Rabbit.’ It’s my favourite. Come and have a go, it’s fun! 

Everyone: [turns to look at each other]

*awkward coughing*

*shuffling feet*

*lack of eye-contact*

Everyone: [rushes to join in]

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……………………..y-eahh, this happened.

(Source: haroldlloyds, via coshledak)